Clocks in Heaven
You may have seen this joke in various forms, but I”ve added a Yukon twist:
A man died and went to heaven.. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That”s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s the clock for Premier Gordon Campbell?” asked the man.
Gordon’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.
The Yukon addition: The clock for our Premier took off like a helicopter a couple of years ago and hasn’t been seen since. 🙁
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