Awww, poor Cheetah Woods

Posted On December 14, 2009

Last night I was hugely amused (and occasionally grossed out) by PeopleofWalmart.com – but today Tiger Woods is even funnier. The higher you climb, the further there is to fall, and there’s a lot of funny stuff out on the Web now!

• The funniest has to be the Tiger Hunt game [the game is gone but a screenshot is below]

• Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

• What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

• Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

• Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

• This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.

• After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

• Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

• Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

• Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

• If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

• Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

• What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

• Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.

• Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

• What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

• Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

• Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

• What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

• Tiger Wood’s shirt is all red – problem is, there’s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

• What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.