It’s Not Working…

To all my friends who send me ‘best wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forward something,

NONE OF THAT SHIT IS WORKING!

Could you please just send money, alcohol, chocolate or gasoline vouchers? (hint – I really like single-malt Scotch) 🙂 Actually, flight tickets would work too – the sale that WestJet has on today includes Calgary-Mazatlan for $134 one way (I could hitch-hike home when I get bored with hot beaches!).